What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

What is the future of artificial intelligence?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Quia et magnam illo.

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No, not a chance

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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Unacceptable again!

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is Capcut best for video editing to learn?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks